If animals have Facebook,
these are most likely to be their Status Updates:
Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.
Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what do they think I am! Bitch?
Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking!!!
Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....
Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!
Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming..
Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram.”
4 likes.
Cow replies: Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?
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