If Animals using Facebook =)

If animals have Facebook,
these are most likely to be their Status Updates:

Cockroach : Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle.

Cow : Huh! They are touching my breast again..what do they think I am! Bitch?

Mosquito : I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking!!!

Chicken : If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all.....

Octopus : I have just refilled my ink..horray!!

Cow : Friends, don’t go out, hari raya korban holiday is coming..

Pig writes a comment on Cow’s status : “Luckily I am haram.”
4 likes.

Cow replies: Don’t you remember that after hari raya korban is the Chinese new year..?

Graduation held on 13-07-2011 in Sunderland, United Kingdom

Dear all, 

After few years of pursuing my degree programme, I am proudly brought to you that finally I'm "GRADUATED" in B.Sc (Hons) in Biotechnology from the University of Sunderland. =) Please be proud of me!!! xoxoxo~

Warmest regards,

Teddy's Bleu Moon